yui-sempaii:

you cage my heart: get ready homestucks because im about to blow your minds

littleshopofhoruss:

arsenic—-katnep:

maelstromsage:

so i was thinking about the homestuck timeline and the most generally accepted timeline looks something like this :

now that time line would be cool and work great if the loops weren’t there. see, the problem i have with it is that no body has went back in time so i propose a new theory for a timeline based on what ive noticed.

here it is: 

i chose a spiral because as most of the homestuck fandom knows, homestuck is a game. ON A CD. and data on a cd is written in spirals. now let me add a scratch to this spiral.

like the scratch that happened to the disk in homestuck, the timeline did to.

now if i stretch that spiral out it will look something like this:

***NOTE THE BLANK SPOTS***
now that would be much longer but i do not want to stretch peoples tumblr page out more than i already am. BUT, ABOUT THOSE BLANK SPOTS. a lot of the trolls were complaining about missing memories and not remembering much from when they were young. as the trolls are characters from within the game, the data towards the beginning of their lives are more shotgunned and they have many more holes in their memory. 

now let me split this up into the 3 disks we know of: 

red line = end of disk 1
green line = end of disk 2
blue dots = possible places (times) john could be.

near the end of disk 2 john did a small amount of time travel. i think john could be in anyone of those memory holes, because no one remembers what happened there, therefore no one will know he is there. NOT EVEN THE NARRATOR. because these holes are part of the scratch they are see-able, but unreadable. much like listening to a scratched cd, you know something is there but you cant hear it. and the disk skips over that part. 

Also to add to this, the game started to glitch right as grimbark started to attack, like someone tried to fix the disk (or cartridge) and made it worse by, i dunno, craming candy and stuff into it?

the parts that were readable before are now are glitchy, hence the glitchy text.

john egbert isn’t missing, he’s just unreadable right now.

IM SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING TITS HOLY MOTHER FUCKING MACKEREL

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raven-ehtar:

“Has it occurred to you that there’s a certain… inefficiency… in constantly questioning me on things you’ve already made up your mind about?”

“It gives me emotional security.”

And then they smirk at each other for a good 5 seconds before the scene moves on. Real subtle, guys.

sakibatch:

animal-plasters:

damn.

THIS IS ILLEGAL—

That last one tho…

FUCK.

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thecakebar:

How-to checkerboard cake tutorial

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millennium-lily:

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.
(x)

This is actually a really good way to explain it, I think.

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“Dog Eat Dog” is a short film based on the true story of how actor/producer Zachary Quinto finally adopted his first dog in a Los Angeles Animal Shelter. During the events of his hilarious trials in attempting to adopt a shelter animal, Sian Heder, the film’s director was there by his side. Taking notes. [x]

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fauxboy:

foodnun:

comradewodka:

caramelzappa:

snakesnakesnake

you have no idea how much strange joy this video just brought me

oh my god

I enjoy this much more than I probably should.

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iggymarauder:

callmesherly:

thegoldpiilot:

malignentmanic:

bleeznuggets:

dnotive:

saxypone:

neverlast1:

 

I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…

I’m a hunter.

As in a supernatural hunter.

Yes.

I’m a race car driver. :)

I’m a shipwrecked prince that’s a hopeless romantic? Cool.

Oh sweet zombie, so who’s gunna be my first victim?

I guess that means I’m a Seth Rogan type comedian/actor. Interesting.

i watched cloud atlas last what do i do

i’m a scarer for monsters, inc.

I’m a Hero. And thaaaaat’s the Go-o-spel truuuuuuuth~

viora-manor:

youhavetobelieveinme:

torn-by-dreams:

bakasuke-prince:

crimsonhymns:

ac110:

theshiningd:

cautioncat:

I think this could be considered a reference…

Reference, indeed.

Oh.

i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
whatare you eventrying to accomplishthis isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god

…Fucking Olympics.

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moonyandthediamonds:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

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deersu:

hey guys did you know you can watch entirety of the thief and the cobbler as how it was originally envisioned by richard williams

unfortunately wiliams never got to finish this movie before miramax decided to butcher it, but this version is as complete as it will ever be

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gingerbatch-addict:

phangirlingphanatic:

OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WEIRDEST BEST THINGS ON THE PLANET

So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow

trust me tho, it gets better.

They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!

But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow

AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED 

I don’t like make up but this is fucking awesome!

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